Hug a nut

Just something you can say to someone who pisses you off.

Hey meathead, why don't you hug a nut and shut the fuck up.

by babygoose August 15, 2003

poop nuts

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.

He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.

by El Kakador April 19, 2010

squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

spent nuts

Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.

Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2005

Nut fountaining

(Verb) The act of getting jizz in your mouth through a threesome, and spitting the jizz out of your mouth into another person’s mouth.

I was nut fountaining with my homies last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

solo nut

An act of ejaculating by yourself without the help of other people (or animals)

I just performed my first solo nut because my mom threw away my hard drive that had 1 terabyte of porn.

by kidboiboikid March 5, 2020

nut hopping

when some one follows u around every were and agrees to what ever u say. then does it to another person.

person1. yo that girl pussy stank.

person2.yea i know

person3. no i don't

person2.yea i know it don't

person1. man u nut hopping

by shawnie0915 January 8, 2010