Noodle dick

A very thin dick.

Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.

by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018

Noodle

A long, skinny type of limp dick.

I want a chode not a "noodle".(Girl from high school)

by The Fancy Futa October 31, 2018

Floofle Noodle

Pubes

I got floofle noodles in my mcdonalds burger

by BeyonceisQUAKING November 5, 2018

Limo Noodle

When you mess up trying to call a sissy loser a limp noodle

Wow, look at Juliette. He’s such a limo noodle.

by Zyanabanana December 20, 2018

Noodles

Swirly long ting

Noodles? you want same come get same

by Isuckd4fr33 December 25, 2018

Noodle fight

When one wets their middle finger with saliva and another person does the same. The two wet fingers then clash in an intense battle resembling wet noodles.

Dude, why does your finger smell weird? Oh I just got done having a noodle fight

by A wet Pringle sandwich January 5, 2019

NOODLED

To be noodled means to be off your head on: E, Mdma, coke

When your are in the noodle stage your talking utter shit on drugs and don't have a clue what your talking about at this point of being fucked up no one is listening and everyone is literally ignoring you but you continue to talk for no reason, complete utter shite coming out of your mouth

"Haha ya off ya noodle you kid"
"Your absolutely noodled off ya tits"
"Am fucking noodled me"
"Newcastle"

by Got any valium m8? January 13, 2019