by Darren Pierce April 03, 2011
by Fatmancando December 29, 2010
Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.
by FB3Network January 10, 2025
When a person drinks too many $16.00 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. Said person begins to question pedestrians walking by “hey where are you going?” When leaving the drunk is then forced to sit in the back middle seat of a vehicle to prevent them from jumping from a moving vehicle.
Hey Johnny got really drunk at that Italian Mexican restaurant. There is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.
by Lines like lines on a paper October 14, 2021
When a person drinks to many $16 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. The drunk then begins to yell as pedestrians waking by “HEY, Where you going?” The drunk continues to speak in cursive and is forced to sit in the back middle seat to prevent them from exiting the moving vehicle prematurely.
Hey Johnny, quit acting like a fool or there is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.
by Lines like lines on a paper October 14, 2021
The noodles that are fermenting and molding on your gamer boyfriend’s desk as you are performing mediocre sex that both of you fail to finish off to
Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!
Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
by Keyble March 18, 2024