daddy long noodle

a more advanced term for snek

person a: wowie! look at that daddy long noodle!
person b: you mean that snek?
person a: yeah same difference

by **lesbian goddess** April 9, 2019

trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024

Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

by Liza M. June 9, 2010

Noodle dick

A very thin dick.

Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.

by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018

Noodle hair

The mop on top of ksi’s big head

Simon: man look at his noodle hair.
Tobi: fuckin noodles man.

by It’s me josh June 9, 2020

Noodle Spooning

The action of eating any type of pasta or noodle with a spoon automatically making you homosexual

did you see olivia the other day she was noodle spooning

by Pokeballmasterjr360noscopeMlg January 29, 2019

cat noodleing

cat noodleing is the simple proccess of skining a cat then deep frying its babies and eating them with mustard.
#catshaveonlyonepurpose

cat noodleing is such an asian classic.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018