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Noah

Noah is that guy who everyone has a crush on cuz of his funny and cute behavior.
Some girls think he's a player, but apparently he's a bit.
Alexa: NOAH IS SOO CUTE
Jade: He's a player tho...
by luluuuSEITUHHH March 8, 2020
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wendy: I got a new dog!
Cormac: Noah
by the.earth.is.a.donut March 16, 2020
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Noah

A gay man who plays League of Legends all day and insist he will grow taller despite already being an adult. He will never have sex and will always be a virgin.
Wow! Look at that NOAH! I bet he sits inside all day and plays L.O.L..
by I can't see why March 19, 2020
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Noah Patterson

Has many hoes including mrs toler

He’s good at cod and a lot better than Thomas

Has a monster horse cock too
Bro Noah Patterson has such a fat horse cock bro it’s not even funny
by Foreskin Firefighter March 20, 2020
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Noah

KEVINS ARE THE WORST TO ALL NOAH’S. He tends to be to to everyone except Kevin. When Kevin makes beans Noah hates it because Kevin always drops them. Basically Kevin’s are bad and Noah’s are better
Kevin has small dick energy compared to Noah
by Not Noah lol April 28, 2020
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clarance xoxo

jk hes my bestie an he dont look like clarance
unno noah everyone says hes irl (clarance) .
by immastearyouman April 29, 2020
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Noah

Noah is the hottest boy on the planet. And has a huge penis. He loves gaming and is a really talented gamer that has a bad gaming reputation but plays like a professional. He will grow up to be an elite sports player and shit on the people who bullied him while gaming.
2020: “Noah sucks

2040 “omg I need his autograph
by WaffleRick May 5, 2020
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