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Fuck Muffin

That guy is being such a fuck muffin with all those hatchets in Call of duty
by mtdew0000 December 30, 2010
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Muffin Button

A button where you press and a hologram makes a holographic muffin that's edible with some holographic butter. Usually found in space pods and ships. Usual time the holograms are allowed to make a muffin is from 6 am to 10 am.
Audrey: Hey can I press the muffin button?

Anwar: No, it's 12:35.

Audrey: But I'm so hungry...
by Deathsingr December 18, 2013
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muffin bitch

a freshman who delivers food to upperclassmen without respect or pay, just because he's an upperclassmen. not to be confused with a "muffin lad", who is generally friends with the upperclassmen
Stop being his muffin bitch. Just stop getting him muffins
by h-daskl April 12, 2008
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Muffin Stump

The bottom portion of the muffin. Often left as refuse due to its lack of taste.
Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps everywhere? Where are all the tops of these muffins?
by Manny November 25, 2003
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fuck muffin

A muffin fucker or some one who fucks any dutch made pastry good.
Hey muffin fucker your a fuck muffin, yea i showd you, you muffin fetish freak!
by colt November 18, 2004
mugGet the fuck muffinmug.

clive muffin

1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in replacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protein , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumptious treat.
2. A Man who has astatically pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first originated in Southern Canada where these men were worshipped like gods.
1. I made a batch of Clive muffins this morning from ingredients saved from last night.
2. Marlen Brando was a clive muffin of his era.
by M-Phresh January 2, 2008
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Lancashire Muffin

A Lancashire term for a bread roll. Most often heard in Manchester.

Not be confused with an English Muffin, the the sweet American item. Or a north western vagina.
I want some butter and jam for my Lancashire Muffin.
by TheMuffinMaster December 5, 2009
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