mexican chain fight

The ancient act of when 2 rival gangs come together to settle a dispute, in the correct style that should be acted out. Both gangs form a circle and their strongest fighters choose a random length of chain from the ground. This art has been handed down, from generation to generation of skilled fighters.

Gang#1) We challenge you to a MEXICAN CHAIN FIGHT!!
Gang#2) Okay, just pick an appropriate area to host our event, and then we will settle this like the civilized people that we have become!!

by Kapn October 25, 2004

mexican timemachine

A place for mexicans go to the bathroom before,during,after working on a house.(a.k.a-portapotty)

mexi-1: man i have to take a fatty shit
mexi-2: hey ese use the mexican timemachine.

by suasponte January 27, 2005

Mexican American

The coolest people on the face of the earth, puto.

Mexican Americans...
Lack an education,
so they go to night school, and take Spanish and get a B...
Mexican Americans...
Don't just like to get into gangfights,
they like flowers and music and Whitegirls named debby too..
-Cheech & Chong

by Lurchy Lurch April 21, 2006

Mexican Heart Attack

The intense, searing chest pains, similar to a regular heart attack, but caused by indigestion.

Also, any time someone exhibits the full symptoms of a heart attack, such as chest pains, severe gas, sweating, headache, nausea, dizziness or numbness in the arms, while not actually having a heart attack.

My mother went to the hospital Friday with chest pains. She's ok though, turned out it was just a Mexican Heart Attack.

by Wolf89 August 12, 2008

Old Mexican

One who is against smoking weed, but has smoked weed in their past (And wears Cypress Hill shirts).

Justin's uncle was bitching about us smoking weed. He did the same thing when he was younger!!!! That Old Mexican!!!

by YounGhost October 29, 2007

dirty mexican cum blanket

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011

Mexican Lawnmower

A Lawnmower From Mexico

Hey Can You Borrow Me A Mexican Lawnmower

by Braixtomp654 November 30, 2019