Fuck Muffin

Whore, prostitute, Fuck buddy

That guy is being such a fuck muffin with all those hatchets in Call of duty

by mtdew0000 December 30, 2010

Muffin Button

A button where you press and a hologram makes a holographic muffin that's edible with some holographic butter. Usually found in space pods and ships. Usual time the holograms are allowed to make a muffin is from 6 am to 10 am.

Audrey: Hey can I press the muffin button?

Anwar: No, it's 12:35.

Audrey: But I'm so hungry...

by Deathsingr December 18, 2013

muffin bitch

a freshman who delivers food to upperclassmen without respect or pay, just because he's an upperclassmen. not to be confused with a "muffin lad", who is generally friends with the upperclassmen

Stop being his muffin bitch. Just stop getting him muffins

by h-daskl April 12, 2008

Muffin Stump

The bottom portion of the muffin. Often left as refuse due to its lack of taste.

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps everywhere? Where are all the tops of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

fuck muffin

A muffin fucker or some one who fucks any dutch made pastry good.

Hey muffin fucker your a fuck muffin, yea i showd you, you muffin fetish freak!

by colt November 18, 2004

Sloppy Muffin

A game that teens ages 15-24 play in a party. What they do is a group of teens place a Muffin (Or a Biscuit) on the ground, then a group of people circle the Muffin and then they begin to masturbate and compete to ejaculate on the Muffin. The last one to ejaculate on the Muffin or fails to has to eat the Muffin. This is practiced alot by intellectuals in Universities.

Did you hear? Tom played sloppy muffin last night and Joey had to eat it.

by SUPERKITTYMAN123! September 30, 2010

Muffin snuffin

n. The female equivalent of the cock-block. The act of unintentional or willingly engaging in flirtatious or sexy talk/behavior by a woman or women designed to prevent another woman from getting some penis play.
cock-block penis play

I thought Lucy was my best friend until I was about to show Mitch a night he wouldn't forget. Out of nowhere that bitch walked in wearing a see-through top and pulled a muffin snuffin on me.
bitch muffin

by Beaver Pantshammer September 11, 2011