Dirty Mason

When you ejaculate on your roommates’ bathroom wall and let that shit crust over.

Bro, I saw some weird shit on the bathroom wall, I think someone pulled a Dirty Mason.

by Multi-breaster February 18, 2025

Flaming Mason

a blumpkin

Person 1: imma give you a flaming mason rq

Person 2: fuuuckkkkkk

by gajabblemabber December 30, 2025

William Henry Mason

A world class wrestler, this guy will give you the chills. He's not the tallest, but boy oh boy does he make up for it in other areas!

Girl 1- Have you met William Henry Mason?
Girl 2- Yeah he was okay.
Girl 1- Oh, he must not have introduced you to Big Will.

by georgey1357 February 2, 2013

mitch's mason

The act of filing a mason jar of semen

I finally complete the Mitch's mason challenge

by Itsyourboi March 7, 2015

Pull a Mason

Verb- when your teacher makes you so horny that you have to wack one out during class. Done by pulling sweatshirt over knees to hid what you’re doing.

That new math teacher was so hot, I had to pull a mason

by Dominique l’y February 9, 2018

Brooke and Mason

Cutest couple out there. Brooke is beautiful and outgoing and Mason is athletic and typically pretty shy. They’re usually sort of shy around each other but would probably last a very long time, probably getting married!

Person 1: “Brooke and Mason are so cute of a couple”
Person 2: “Yes Brooke’s dick is so long and beautiful”

by anonymouspillowkisser23 January 11, 2019

Maddie and Mason

Mason and Maddie are perfect for each other they make each other smile and happy Maddie is the most beautiful girl in the world and mason is a huge simp hopefully they last a while (they are goals)

Have you heard of Maddie and Mason they are so cute together

by Masonbtotalydidntmakethis September 24, 2020