The Lester Look

A creepy old guy with the pedo stache and the baldness he gives you. He might molest you.

Hey Hubert, that guy near the red truck gave you the Lester Look.

by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016

The Lester Stare

That creepy look old people with the pedo stache and the baldness give you. Don't let him molest you.

Hubert, that guy next to the red truck gave you The Lester Stare again.

by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016

Dunkin lottery

When you order a drink from Dunkin Donuts, and wait to see whether they actually serve you the correct drink (a.k.a. "winning the lottery"). Like the actual lottery, the chances of winning are very slim, and it's probably not even worth playing in the first place.

"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"

by TitanicSinclair July 5, 2016

cameron lester

Cameron lester

the worst guy you could ever think of pussy out of fights whith franki and Harry cameron lester what a pussy

No one is freinds whith cameron lester

by Cameron lester February 4, 2017

jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.

Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!

by poppymemedude February 13, 2017

piss-lettes

The 3 drops of piss that end up in your underwear after taking a leak

Chris and Joni were discussing that they hate the fact that Mike and Todd always have piss-lettes in the underwear when they do laundry.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

mason lester

An Apple slapping, orange squeezing, colorblind kid bullying, hates everything astronomical, twaty little plebeian of a fucknugget.

you are a mason lester

by MysticCanadian January 30, 2018