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Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018
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Jordan P.

A little bitch that like to vape around his mother and has a autistic brother. He has a little bit of autism too and tourette's.
Random Guy.) Hi Jordan P.
Jordan.) Waas upp bitch.
Random Guy.) Your an asshole
Jordan) IK, but I vape so im cool. XD XD i'm cool man i'm really small to.
by Gay's September 13, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a beautiful boy who loves soccer. He loves Man United and hates Salah.
Jordan is amazing a reading
by Soccer mad man September 17, 2018
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Jordan

The most sexiest man alive, doesn’t give a fuck about what others say and does his own shit. Jordan’s are usually british fucks that accept ‘NO BALLS’ challenges. Another name for Jordan is Jessica, usually when Jordan fucks himself over for 1k.
Jordan is a bitch, jk ily
by ZeroVeles May 14, 2018
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Jordan

A total dick face who doesn’t know how to act and doesn’t know what he wants.
Man Jordan is SUCH a dick!”
I know right?”
by IHaveABoyfriendThankYou May 17, 2018
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hayley jordan shepherd

A very beautiful, hot, talented girl, who is very smart, and loves to cheer people up. Someone who is always there for you. She is a caring person
Dude Hayley Jordan Shepherd is so nice and caring
by Hshajjdhdjs May 18, 2018
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Jordan

A male with a large sized penis.
"Oh wow, Jordan has a big penis!"
by Mrs. Josy May 23, 2018
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