A Jetpack, or "jetpacking" someone, refers to another elementary school or middle school hi jinx, in the same category as a swirly or wedgie. It involves the giver to take a carbon dioxide fire extinguisher, putting the spray end down the back of someone's pants, and emptying it.
OMG, Jason totally gave Billy Bob a Jetpack after a wedgie! That's one cold, sore ass!
Holy Crap,I got jetpacked by Brian the other day and it was Friggen' Cold!
Holy Crap,I got jetpacked by Brian the other day and it was Friggen' Cold!
by LoganPhyve October 18, 2008
Get the JetPack mug.Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.
Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.
Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.
Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."
Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.
Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."
by Giacomo G October 17, 2007
Get the Jethro Mussolini mug.Jettin is a common insult for calling someone a hoe or a slut.
'Jettins' are usually bitchy whores who are very controlling.
'Jettins' are usually bitchy whores who are very controlling.
by JettinHaters November 22, 2011
Get the Jettin mug.A redneck metrosexual, one whose personal image projects sensitivity, soulfulness, refinement, and a willingness to pay attention to a lady's deepest needs. A blue-stater whose sense of personal style would probably get him beaten up in a typical redneck bar. A strain of southern masculinity which runs counter to the NASCAR-watching, Jack Daniels-swilling, wife-beating, trailer park-living stereotype.
Those guys in Lady Antebellum are a couple of Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.
by stonequay June 6, 2012
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Get the Benny and the jets mug.Cool your jets comes from a phrase used by a character on the popular educational website named Iready. When saying "Cool Your Jets" be sure to be in a stance similar to you know I had to do it to em.
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Get the Cool Your Jets mug.a horrible yankee's captain that should not even start. Shows off by diving into the stands and making acrobatic throws, but really sucks. Did not even hit a grand slam in over 30 appearances w/ the bases loaded until June 18, 2005. Overrated player that is overly cocky
"Did you see Derek Jeter strike out again with the bases loaded"
"yeah, he shouldn't even be on their 40-man roster"
"yeah, he shouldn't even be on their 40-man roster"
by overrated 2 May 2, 2006
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