Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground

"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"

by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023

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Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.

I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.

by Freeoakley February 10, 2017

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Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out

Oh No, I Acquired Lock Johnson

by John Lockson July 27, 2024

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Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)

"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me

by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 23, 2023

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Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

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Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE

by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023

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Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th

Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.

“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”

by sigmamama January 10, 2025

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