blowjob pants

Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.

Can also include pants with dirty knees.

Person: do you like these pants

Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.

Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.

by mohawk hoe May 7, 2019

Pants-On Friend

A friendship where there is no sexual contact. Used in modern dating to help determine someone's availability.

This is James, he is my Pants-On Friend

by bachelorlife June 13, 2017

baseball pants

God’s gift to all girls.

Baseball pants are like yoga pants for girls.

by 12431 February 6, 2019

Fibber pants

One who exhausts and over exaggerates a point of time.

Ben is such a fibber pants! He said he ate a whole pizza by himself on friday night... but he only had one piece, i was at another booth watching.

by Sandruski September 12, 2006

invisible pants

the lines on your legs from the imprint of your skinny jeans

'oh, Liz has a case of the invisible pants because of her too tight jeans.'

by alienatedbread May 22, 2017

lunky pants

When you have really raw poultry and factory processed uncooked beef in your pants.

Man I've got some lunky pants after that day at the mall, all the way down to my ankles.

by CurbiKirby July 27, 2022

epic pants

they look epic

hey dude look at those epic pants

by crazy_diaper lover 405894 May 18, 2021