Kashi Pants is the occasional condition where an individual has an uncontrollable bowel movement as a result of eating Kashi Go Lean cereal.
Today at work I had Kashi Pants just one hour after eating a small bowl of Kashi Go Lean cereal. I didn't make it to the bathroom in time so I had to go home and change my pants.
by The Cruncher August 12, 2018
Someone who conveys the attitude and sex appeal of a jungle cat who has just devoured a family of zebra's and continues to trot about in the wilderness covered in their filthy remains. When others see him approach them with their foul innards worn about his neck it is like the jungle cat is saying "yeah, I slaughtered them with my devilishly good looks... let's procreate." No one ever objects.
by TheGirlNextTown January 10, 2012
by ladpantshater October 10, 2019
These are socks that are also pants. These are skin-tight accessories that cover one's legs, waist, and feet. Essentially, pants with socks attached to them at the bottom. They will save you time, money, and in many cases adding flair to your outfit. They come in many colors, textures, and levels of coverage from very sheer to very thick textile materials. It's a very versatile staple in a person's wardrobe.
"I don't need socks or pants, because I am wearing both." , "Have you seen my sock pants?" , "I love your new sock pants!", "Those sock pants are super cute!"
by LilyDeflower March 17, 2021
by Cut pants April 24, 2017
(noun) A pants thief. One who steals pants by any means necessary. Rather be with wit, humor, charm or by whipping out his katana, the pants will be surrendered.
by PantsNinja February 09, 2015
Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.
Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Person: do you like these pants
Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.
Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.
Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
by mohawk hoe May 07, 2019