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Tiger Woods nigger

1) An individual similar to Tiger Woods who has an attitude that he is somehow better than everyone else, gives off the false impression that he is a squeaky clean family man when in actuality he sleeps around with multiple women on the side and behaves like a street whore, and looks like a cross between a baboon & a chink-with a very scary yellow tint to his skin.

2) An ugly uppity motherfucking chigger (chink-nigger) who only marries or sleeps with white women so he can attempt to ameliorate his racial identity, aka: try to be white.
Hey you Tiger Woods nigger, get a real identity & stop sleeping with my white women!
by Todd Powell January 5, 2010
mugGet the Tiger Woods niggermug.

Tiger Morning Wood

Waking up with morning wood, from dreaming about Tiger Woods multiple affairs with nasty bitches. (no homo)
"Yo' homie I ain't gay or nothin but all this media hype around Tiger fuckin all these nasty skanks has me waking up with Tiger Morning Wood."
by barneygrumble December 16, 2009
mugGet the Tiger Morning Woodmug.

alabama wood runner

when your fucking a girl and she wraps her legs around your waist and hold her up, then you start fucking her and running full sprint into the open
since i had to go jogging and i was horny, i decided to do the alabama wood runner with my girlfriend.
by d-sickle January 8, 2010
mugGet the alabama wood runnermug.

Clongowes Wood college

Prestigious Jesuit run Boarding school in the Woodlands of Clane Co. Kildare.Boasting past pupils Ciaran " the Kick" Wade, Patrick "the Whale" Durcan", William "great personality" Courtney and Rob Kearney
Clongowes Wood College
by mymanofmanyworlds May 31, 2010
mugGet the Clongowes Wood collegemug.

Gives me wood

Makes me have an erection.
"With this tiny bikini you gives me wood."
by Hasaro February 25, 2012
mugGet the Gives me woodmug.
1. to take a poop

2. one of the best quotes from code monkeys on the G4 network
dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!

dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!
by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009
mugGet the abandon an orphan in the woodsmug.

Bradley Morning Wood

The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine
Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022
mugGet the Bradley Morning Woodmug.

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