tiger woods sad

a sadness developed after being found out for profoundly bad behavior and being ostrasized,talked about and made fun of until you cry in public and say you will leave to work on "issues."
Damn man, yo must be tiger woods sad after that stripper turned out to be your old math teacher. You know, the dude that looks like a lady!
by caramelthinker December 14, 2009
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Tiger Woods Complex

The mental idea or feeling that things are going so well, that you deserve or believe can get away with anything, and that there is no way things can possibly go wrong. Ironically this usually leads to a huge downfall, that is most likely caused by a woman.
Man 1: "I can't believe what happened to him"

Man 2: "Yea he had everything he could ever want then he messed it up over a female"

Man 1: "Thats the Tiger Woods Complex for ya"
by VennMC July 19, 2010
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Tiger Woods nigger

1) An individual similar to Tiger Woods who has an attitude that he is somehow better than everyone else, gives off the false impression that he is a squeaky clean family man when in actuality he sleeps around with multiple women on the side and behaves like a street whore, and looks like a cross between a baboon & a chink-with a very scary yellow tint to his skin.

2) An ugly uppity motherfucking chigger (chink-nigger) who only marries or sleeps with white women so he can attempt to ameliorate his racial identity, aka: try to be white.
Hey you Tiger Woods nigger, get a real identity & stop sleeping with my white women!
by Todd Powell January 05, 2010
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Tiger Morning Wood

Waking up with morning wood, from dreaming about Tiger Woods multiple affairs with nasty bitches. (no homo)
"Yo' homie I ain't gay or nothin but all this media hype around Tiger fuckin all these nasty skanks has me waking up with Tiger Morning Wood."
by barneygrumble December 16, 2009
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alabama wood runner

when your fucking a girl and she wraps her legs around your waist and hold her up, then you start fucking her and running full sprint into the open
since i had to go jogging and i was horny, i decided to do the alabama wood runner with my girlfriend.
by d-sickle January 09, 2010
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Clongowes Wood college

Prestigious Jesuit run Boarding school in the Woodlands of Clane Co. Kildare.Boasting past pupils Ciaran " the Kick" Wade, Patrick "the Whale" Durcan", William "great personality" Courtney and Rob Kearney
by mymanofmanyworlds May 31, 2010
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Gives me wood

Makes me have an erection.
"With this tiny bikini you gives me wood."
by Hasaro January 29, 2012
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