Hipster

The American and more widespread strain of what was once known as the 'Shoreditch/Hoxton Twat', The 'London Wanker', the Scenester, the Trendy, The Trustafarian, The Urban Hippy, The Dickhead.

Immortalised by the comedy series 'Nathan Barley' and satirical song 'Being A Dickhead's Cool'.

They suffer the Dunning-Kruger effect as they think they're enlightened because they only socialise with sycophantic idiots with exactly the same 'centre-left' opinions on everything, braying and spluttering, and who work in the same industries (if they have ever worked) but are are too stupid to realise how unenlightened and unlettered they are.

Hipster: Yah my favourite book is , like Catcher in the Rye? It really sopeaks to my soul about how everyone is such a phoney.
Adult; What a fucking hipster.

by Max Biggins October 9, 2020

hipster hate

when an unconventional individual claims to hate but voluntarily takes part in something that the vast majority enjoys

Ex: facebook

"I hate Facebook"

"I don't like my birthday"
(Whilst actively taking part in said activities)

You hipster hate facebook
He hipster hates his birthday

by Amatys October 5, 2017

hipster

You know what pisses me off, that I’ve been watching Rick and Morty since 2014 and no one gave a shit about it then and now everyone loves it because it’s the new hype. 😒😒

A hipster is someone that thinks theyre cool because they did something before everyone else and theyre too good to do it now that everyone else does.

by YaBoi4200 October 9, 2017

Hipster

Word that basic people use to describe people who are not basic.

I'll bet that hipster has never even seen the inside of an Eddie Bauer.

by Dhuron November 23, 2017

hipster pilgrimage

At some point in their youth, or not so youth, childless hipsters will pack up their belongings, tea and unisex footwear such as blundstones and embark on a right of passage which involves journeying around estranged and dangerous regions of the world in attempt to gain culture, enlightenment and non curable diseases. Targetting areas where, they along with their human size backpacks, can be easily identified as tourists, they sleep in rooms with other pilgrims squeezing their belongings between their legs as to not get violated or have their blundstones stolen. It is imperative that the pilgrim travel with a high end smartphone to ensure their acquaintances are reminded that they are superior because they eat cross legged and get hena paint. The hipster must attempt to represent themselves as someone who does not hail from a 3 story house in an affluent neighborhood.

In order to be considered successful, the hipster must attain a certain number of likes on social media lest they keep travelling and searching for likes.

Man, I heard he got hepatitis on his hipster pilgrimage

by tb92\ December 4, 2017

Hipsters

Characteristics of a hipster

-man bun
-beard
- tattoos

- avocado toast
- fjall raven backpacks
- beanies
- coffee
-no makeup (except eyeliner)

- organic donuts
-drinks too much tea

OMG! They are such hipsters!

by Mayacharlie February 26, 2018

Hipster

Noun: Someone who drinks shitty beer and listens to shitty music while wearing mismatched clothes. All the while trying to be different they all look exactly alike. They are the most harmful when traveling in groups, or "hoards". Hipsters can catch unsuspecting victims off guard by their sheer numbers and intense pretentious snobbery. Alone hipsters are harmless and weak but in large groups they can turn even the nicest hang outs into cesspools.

That hipster can't put his iphone down long enough to enjoy his dirty jeans.

by Joec0ol March 1, 2018