joe gomez

THE BEST football player alive by far

fuck tile

parne plot: joe gomez is starting

everyone: *creams*

by whitegoatfrfr December 1, 2025

the garden gnomes

a fictitious band in rock band 2 named after two teenage girls on late one night while playing said game.
the two "band" members are named Gnelle and Gnette and wear matching hairstyles, pants (in varying colors), and top hats.
no one knows about it except said teenage girls, and they are constantly making a joke of it.

"Oh, that make-up style is totally something The Garden Gnomes would put on."
"I hear that, Gnette out."

by sydney_elise February 15, 2009

herd of gnome

A gathering of pussies while a truck is passing by with priceless artifacts from Egypt.

Wanna join my herd of gnome?

by youngmistro13 February 20, 2010

algebra vs geometry

The fact that most agree one is better that the other.

Dude, algebra is so much better than geometry. Which is better, algebra vs geometry?

by Sofia Sanderson September 25, 2013

José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019

SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.

toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

by fetishgio August 24, 2020

Pulling-A-GomerPyle

When your girl making Mac and cheese with you and ask how the sloppy seconds are 😳 Surprise, Surprise

John was getting busy making Mac and cheese with his girl when all of the sudden she looked him straight in the and said how you like them sloppy seconds? 😈 Pulling-A-GomerPyle

by JohnsonRods85 September 21, 2020