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Gooner

To be constantly on the edge of climax without actually experiencing that winning sensation. Results a stupefied and bitter temperament.
That guy from North London is a gooner
by Rattybags December 19, 2023
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gooner

A person who is porn-addicted and cannot quit the addiction. Basically they’re resistant to common sense and the ability to seek porn addiction treatment
Person 1: Hey bro I fap twelve times a day
Person 2: So you’re a gooner huh you fucking porn addict
by Hotornotisthyquestion December 29, 2023
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Goonercore

Goonercore is a modern genre of music. Defining feature of Goonercore is it's ability to make oneself willingly or even unwillingly edge to its melody.
Listening to Goonercore is a charactersitic trait of gooners, people who practice the art of gooning.
A famous proponent of Goonercore is the well-known youtuber Jshlatt, namely with his cover of the song "My Way" originally sung by by Frank Sinatra.
What the actual fuck is Goonercore???
by Opax December 31, 2023
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Gooner

Gooner; a queer man named Nic who beats off in a discord room while fucking his ass with a Butternut Squash.
Person 1: god i love touching myself to the sound of men's voices for hours on end whist fucking my ass with a Butternut Squash. Person 2: Wow! that's such a Nic thing to do you fucking Gooner fag.
by ThatFreak6996 January 5, 2024
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Gooney Fling

A term used in scouts but still widely acceptable where you date for the duration of a camp and then have an explosive breakup when the camp ends
Ted: oh yeah I had a gooney fling with this one chic

Chris: what happened?
Ted: we dated, kissed and fucked while on camp together but then when it ended we had an explosive breakup and never saw eachother again
by Svllecs January 18, 2024
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Gooness

The lovable pudge on people and animals.

Also fat rolls.
"Look at all the gooness on your babies thighs!"
"Boy oh boy does your cat have alot of gooness in its primordial pouch."
by gocol January 20, 2024
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gooners

we are gooners
by j.tk27 January 25, 2024
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