gay

an act that is heterosexual but inconvenient for the bro-friends of the one taking action.

Whoa, Kev's going out with the girl he's banging to have lobster instead of hanging with the bros at the bar-b-que is totally gay.

by the master namer February 15, 2010

Gaying

A dislikable action. can be anything from doing a horrible dance to glaring at someone. can be used in almost every situation.

Girl 1: Do you know those two guys we just walked past?
Girl 2: You mean the ones who were just gaying at us like freaked out dogs? Yeah, I know them.

by lampshadelady June 3, 2009

Non-Gay-Gay-Friend

(NGGF) A friend who is not gay, but acts like the gay friend that every girl wants. He goes for coffee with you, sits and listens intently to all of your problems for hours on end (especially guy problems). He offers advice from a guy's perspective and tries to make sense of the way guys' minds work. He is the ultimate guy friend who will always be there for you. Because they are not gay, it is possible to hook up with NGGFs, but it complicates things because you are simply such good friends and know absoluetly every detail about each other's sexual lives. You should however reserve these guys as a back-up plan if you don't get married by the age of...say 40. NGGFs are so much fun to be around. They also tend to be very good looking, but unfortunately, they are quite rare.

I met my non-gay-gay-friend at starbucks yesterday. We chatted for 3 hours then went for a walk in a ravine.

by mecisthebestestever September 12, 2009

gay

a man with a fetish for getting pounded in the anus

and may experience an orgasm while going doo-doo

"i'm intolerant of those who choose to live a gay hating lifestyle, even though they are choosing to live how they truly are" quuote by a duche or a dumbass hipocrit

by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS January 2, 2009

gayest gay to ever gay

someone who is very gay

I always knew Ricky Martin was the gayest gay to ever gay, but none of my friends believed me.

by queen of ontd July 8, 2010

non-gay gay marriage

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.

"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

gay

khang. no one other than khang is as gay as khang who is gay

khang. no one other than khang is as gay as khang who is gay

by khang lq June 21, 2019