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Foreskin

Really Chris? Ew. Why would you say that?
Hym "Aw great. The jews let Chris keep his dick-tip. That's... Natural I guess- Why does my autocorrect suck now? I got a software update and my autocorrect is fucking retarded now... But that's neither here nor there... Foreskin! I feel like you're supposed to have one but it's gross to have one. Like, in a way that doesn't map on to other superfluous flesh parts. Like, if I didn't have earlobes... I don't think I would find earlobes gross... Ya know?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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foresant

"I'm living in the foresant"
by AlreadyDavid February 13, 2024
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foreskin teeth

The piece of skin on an uncut penis that hangs over the man’s shaft so that it looks like teeth.
omg! timothy you have a lot of skin on that penis, looks like its going to chow down dude!! looking like some serious foreskin teeth!!
by bigbottombabe February 25, 2024
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Foreskin Fraud

When your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero.
Person 1: "Turns out Jeremy is a foreskin fraud..."

Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"

Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."

Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"

Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."

Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."
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Forest Walking

This is a term used by dimwitted urbanites I've spoken with to describe the activity most people call "hiking ".
Tony : Me and my girl went camping up to the mountains the past weekend camping for 2 days

AJ: Did you guys do any forest walking?
Tony: ahhh, do you mean hiking? If so then yes.
AJ : oh yeah, I think that's what it's called!
Tony: yeah, it is. DUMBASS
by TVCAR112 March 27, 2024
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foreskin nut

When winter is long and cold, you store cashews, pecans, walnuts etc in your foreskin for a lil snack later.
dude 1: hey you got any food?

dude 2: yeah lemme just get my foreskin nut
by nomnomnut April 19, 2024
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Forest Lilly

The act of spreading one's smelly pubic hairs to explore the inner cave known as the asshole.
Wow I would like a Forest Lilly right now!
by Clay Gallant April 22, 2024
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