martian dirt

occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."

"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."

by pvtDouglas March 24, 2019

Joe Dirt

When you smoke a joint, blunt, cigarettes, etc...
All the way through, with out ashing it.

“So you gonna ash that before you pass it?”

“Nah, gonna joe dirt this bitch”

by Fgod May 24, 2018

dirt hermit

A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).

Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

dirt darting

Slang used by mostly by soldiers, pilots, and old men, to describe when a flying object hits the ground at a high speed

"if anyone hits the ground that fast it'll be dirt darting"

by ForJevers December 14, 2016

dirt trooper

White Dudes that only date black people make or female.

“Hey did you hear Trevor went Dirt Trooper all up in Jamal’s pooper? “
“Doesn’t surprise me at all you know his sister is a Mudshark. “

by Provolone421 September 16, 2020

diddly dirt

used by gloucester natives this word is used in reference to something being "sick" or being very good at something.

yo b did you see the game last night? Brady is diddly dirt kid.

yo them shoes are diddly dirt dude.

by mike forgette January 28, 2008