crust.mp4

a dude who’ll get your dick hard on the spot

Dude 1: “Man, this new hentai sucks... no more good tentacle fap material.”

Dude 2: “You got Instagram?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.. why?”

Dude 2: “Look up crust.mp4.”

Dude 1: “Okay.. but- WHY TF I GOT A BONER?!”

Dude 2: *proceeds to suck Dude 1 off*

by Nick Gherr May 19, 2019

Crustle

The dried on patty of proteins left on the tip of a penis an hour or so after sexual activity. Often contains lint, hair, or whatever particles were adhered to it before fully drying. Often slightly painful and initially difficult to peel off. May come off more quickly when rehydrated with water.

“Oh man, I just peed on the wall ‘cuz this damn crustle is stuck on ma dick!”

by Cincoventry October 19, 2020

Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

by Not a lobster April 20, 2021

Crusteezy

Crusteezy is a way of saying how something can be both tough, like crust, and easy at the same time.

This math problem is so crusteezy!! The algorithm was pretty easy to learn, but it’s a long process to get the answer.

by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021

Crustaceous

a word describing the crusty nature of something.

"You're about as crustaceous as a crab!"

by The Lilster January 22, 2023

Crust Meist

Something or someone that is astonishingly crusty, filthy, and/or repulsive.

“Ewwww, crust meist”
“Get your toes away from me crust meist!”

by Crustmeister6000 May 30, 2023

crust-stuffing

When you shove pizza crusts up your butt and see how many you can fit.

"Did you see Charlie crust-stuffing? I'm surprised he could get 9 whole crusts up there"

by hexhollows August 1, 2023