Completely fictional creatures invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.
For absurd definitions see crack baby.
For absurd definitions see crack baby.
Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
by jazzriff October 14, 2005
Get the crack babiesmug. by Slayer Rules January 20, 2003
Get the crack mongermug. Crack-whores are known to have severe attitudes problems & a case of major illogical narcissism. By the time a Crack-whore has fully developed in the evolution of Super-egotism, they've completely brainwash themselves into thinking they are Envied by all woman and Lusted by all Men.
And they look crazy.
Very Crazy.
Which, most likely they are.
And they look crazy.
Very Crazy.
Which, most likely they are.
Crack whore: I don't understand why YOU PEOPLE can't Comprehend the fact that I'm Beautiful both inside and out.
Person #1: We really aren't her REAL friends. She just makes us feel better about ourselves whenever she's around. We thank our parents everyday for blessing us with the privilege to not be anything like a crack whore every time she crosses us.
Person #2: Don't try to have an intelligent conversation with a crack-whore about anything other than herself because talking with her ONLY leads to instant headaches and regrets.
Person #3: She is so persistent to make each day at work a living nightmare and is very pleased with her hard efforts to shine in a negative light because that's the only way crack whores know how to get the attention they so desperately crave.
Person #1: We really aren't her REAL friends. She just makes us feel better about ourselves whenever she's around. We thank our parents everyday for blessing us with the privilege to not be anything like a crack whore every time she crosses us.
Person #2: Don't try to have an intelligent conversation with a crack-whore about anything other than herself because talking with her ONLY leads to instant headaches and regrets.
Person #3: She is so persistent to make each day at work a living nightmare and is very pleased with her hard efforts to shine in a negative light because that's the only way crack whores know how to get the attention they so desperately crave.
by CodiCrackWhoreQueen March 28, 2010
Get the Crack Whoremug. by gln January 20, 2004
Get the Country Crackmug. Spanish expression
It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.
It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.
It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.
It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.
-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!
-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!
TRANSLATION:
-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit
-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!
-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!
TRANSLATION:
-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit
-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!
by Juan Angel July 30, 2007
Get the Cracking in the portingmug. Term coined in Clermont, Florida. Refers to cocaine and at least one other powder drug (meth, acid, etc.) swirled together.
Person 1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Just some crack swirls.
Person 1: Bro why?
Person 2: Because there's nothing else to do in my town.
Person 2: Just some crack swirls.
Person 1: Bro why?
Person 2: Because there's nothing else to do in my town.
by clusterduck January 3, 2015
Get the Crack swirlmug. by xphile_1002 April 17, 2008
Get the crack facemug.