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what the cow, man?!

a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.
starrk: rebecca black is like the best evaaarrrr!

Bonzo: what the cow, man?!
by bonzo970 July 11, 2011
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rofllmao and a hungry cow

A word which came from a xbox live player, thatguy901, who used the word out of rage to make fun of noob players
jim: hey man, i just spawn killed this narb, and t bagged the shit out of him

alex:rofllmao and a hungry cow!
by alex the kid August 15, 2011
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exotic cow dancer

exotic cow dancers are usually named Kimberly and they seduce your cows, she will make more cows with your cows, and she usually looks like a cow in her cow stripper costume.
"Mommy, Mommy! Can we have an exotic cow dancer for my birthday party?"
by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023
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Lemon Cow Moment

A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.
Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"

Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"
by rider35 March 2, 2021
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Michigan Purple Cow

When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?

Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021
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Mad Cow Disease

A description for a girl who has a butterface and a bad personality, making her appear as a cow of sorts.
Damn that girl has mad cow disease, she's such an ugly bitch!!!
by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022
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Cracked Cow Pat

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022
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