Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat by Red Dragon October 18, 2003

rock bottom 

What seems to be the lowest point possible, but probably isn't.

After the latest adventure by the Bush and company, Joe's opinion of the United States government hit rock bottom and commenced vigorous drilling.

rock bottom by Fearman August 9, 2007

flat bottom boat

When a person lays on their back below a glass table; a second drops a hot dump on the glass for person one's viewing pleasure.

"That girl's back side is so hot, I wish she'd give me a flat bottom boat."

flat bottom boat by 7 Suns February 13, 2008

girl on bottom 

A really fat girl who is pretty much obese or more, and is so fat she has to be on the bottom or else she will crush her partner to death because her fat will swallow up his air, and he will suffocate.

Wow, look at her. She must be the girl on bottom!

girl on bottom by Ogre Club December 6, 2014

Lower Bottom 

1.) Neighborhood in West Oakland California. Quite literally, The ass of Oakland. On a hot day you can smell the Waste Treatment plant mixed with Diesel exaust from the port.

Home to quite a few historic victorians and the remnants of the Terminus of the Transcontinental Railroad.
The neighborhood boundaries are Mandela Parkway to the east, 7th Street to the south, West Grand Avenue to the north, and the former Oakland Army Base to the west.

"Man, I just scored some killer skag from a hoodrat, down in the lower bottom!"

Lower Bottom by Ex-Oaklander July 1, 2009

Foggy Bottom Ice Pick 

Originated from The George Washington University:
To make loud rhythmic clinking noises from above a room, so as to scare people and make them think there is a murderer with an ice picker picking their way through the ceiling.

*clink clink clink* "O NO! It's the Foggy Bottom Ice Picker!"

"The people upstairs are doing it loudly."
"Shit! It's too rhythmic for fucking, it must be the Foggy Bottom Ice Picker!"

Foggy Bottom Ice Pick by Kingston's Shawty October 24, 2009

Rock Bottom 

When a crack addict or dealer has completely run out of their product and desperately needs more.

"Yo I hit rock bottom, I need to re up"

"Make sure you ain't gonna be at rock bottom, things are getting tight out there."

" Hey man can you sell me some product I'm at rock bottom and hurtin real bad."

Rock Bottom by MC Rickey Dee March 10, 2016