Battlefield Bastards

The most bad ass group of bastards ever to walk the planet

me: dude, im a Battlefield Bastards
person: damn, now i know you will kick my ass on COD every time..

by shdggsdv May 24, 2012

Battle Rifle

Joint, joint of weed.

I just made a battle rifle, want to go shoot it?

by Code Search October 27, 2008

battleship

peeing on the floaters in your crapper

"What took you so long in there?"
"I crapped a little and then played battleship."
"Any luck?"
"Yeah, i sank my aircraft carrier."

by sturdiboy March 4, 2008

Battlecat

The term used to describe a Gay man's penis when he is forcing his penis into the uncircumcised foreskin of an unwilling man's penis.

Bradley used his battlecat to force a docking session with Gary.

by itty kitty October 26, 2009

battle_axe

A middle-aged or elderly female of unpleasant disposition. Used most often to describe a boss or relative you don't like.

Oh, I can't play golf with you this afternoon. My wife's mother is coming over -- and I've got to try to be nice to the old battle axe!

or:

Mrs. Maloney's keeping the whole department working this weekend and says no one can take vacation time until these orders are processed -- the old battle axe!

by Jay Young April 28, 2004

Battlefield 3

An FPS that has a fan base of adults who act like children and will argue to the grave about how much better it is then any other video game because they suck at playing everything else. It is an "ok" game, the only thing that is good with battlefield are the graphics. Also, fans of battlefield will argue that it is better then Call of Duty, but in reality, they just suck at Call of Duty and are butt-hurt, so they have to play a game that requires less skill to be "good". I like both battlefield titles and Call of Duty titles. I honestly just find battlefield games too easy to play, so I play other FPS games in general so I can have a challenge. Sorry to those who are butt-hurt because I want a challenge.

Guy1: "Hey man, you want to play some battlefield 3 with me?"
Guy2: "No thanks, I'm going to play something that requires more skill; like Call of Duty."

by Mr. HappySauce May 23, 2014

The Battle for Spillway

The single largest snowball fight in the history of Mukwonago. Taking place during the track season of 2006, the Battle for Spillway invlolved over 50 hardened snow warrors, and ended in the massive defeat of the Mukwonago sprinting team by the Superior tactics and hard-grit of the Long Distance team.

Remeber the Battle for Spillway.

by John Wolfman 42 September 1, 2006