astin

a sexy boy who even tho the cant make emma cum tries his hardest and cries himself to sleep. astin is a great person but just not upto emma’s standards

emma: wow that was great astin
astin: you were great too. at faking it :(

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Asstini

Asstini is when someone butt chugs alcohol and then stands up and shakes their rear end then shits it back into a persons cup it's like a martini but made with your ass

Hey have you ever had a asstini.... No what's that grab that beer and tube and you will find out

by Big White 517 June 6, 2021

Austinato

A type of musical phrase dat is either (1) played or composed by someone named "Austin", or (2) is included in a musical work dat is performed in a city in southeastern Texas.

If da Six Million Dollar Man performed a concert in a certain Lone Star State locale, would da music be said to include "double Austinato" passages???

by QuacksO June 20, 2021

austin hobbs

he’s just a rly SWAGGY guy

he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle

he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him

austin hobbs is a cool dude

lana is gonna marry austin hobbs

by babychild June 25, 2021

Austin Berube

Person who pulls off a Houdini impression in the middle of a dinner shift

Employee #1: Mate, this guy just pulled off an Austin Berube
Employee #2: Wooooooooooooooooooww

by Babubabubabubabubabu July 10, 2021

Austin

A Big Dick Fuck Truck Of A Man

If you need pleasure get yourself an Austin

by CollateralDammage July 10, 2021

Austin, MN

Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.

Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”

Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”

Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”

by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021