Ale

A beverage that is also known as grog, piss, elixir of the gods, booze, smack juice (if it's McEwans and of course its Scottish but very very nice, cheers Scotland) and more importantly, it is proof that God wants us to be happy. The Belgians seem to make the best ale and beer in general although the English make some cracking ale, which along with cider is the only good booze we make because the lager in England is complete gnats piss and should be fucking banned for being that disgusting. Jocks won't even drink it and IF they won't drink it, you know its bad.

Bollocks! I seem to be in a police cell again, I need to pack the ale in. Ha jokes, what you think I am? French?

by Champagne SOYcialist October 20, 2021

Dirty Aled

When you're banging a girl and they start orgasming and squirting so much that they could fill the ocean up.

Girl: He was so good last night! He gave me a dirty Aled.

by DaddyPeppers May 16, 2020

Al Haziqin Muhajiddin

A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.

Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.

Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.

Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..

by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025

Racist Al

A man named Al, who is without a doubt racist. Casually say's slur words and his hypocritical towards people of color and different ethnicity.

"Man, our boy Al is totally racist, but it's kind of funny" - Guy

"Yeah man, he is such a Racist Al" - Other Guy

by Throberto November 6, 2021

Al Hossain

Al Hossain is the most purest guy you'll ever find, he can pull people from dark places and can make people laugh easily. He has the ability to make anyone love him with one conversation. He is slightly innocent but very naughty because he is good at sex . He is one in a million so if u have an Al Hossain in your life dont lose him. I've one and he is my everything and my life is completed after having him
-by AAA6

''bhai help lagbe al hossain bhai re call de''

by AAA6 November 21, 2023

al

Literally the most sexy swaggy person you could ever meet tbh, senpai art god I worship you like el worships tofu

Person A: have you ever spoken to Al?

Person B: nah I’m not interested

Person A: wow you have such horrible taste u poor loser

by Poopyfartysnotrocket March 17, 2021

AL

AL stands for ava and lulu they are very pog people who are 6'9 and will win in a fight all the time 24/7 they will make you so scared you will want to go and cry to your mom but she wont do anything about it because we are to poggers and to cool for everyone.

Look its AL! They are so poggers

by ligma and sugma February 22, 2022