Alchowhore

When someone is willing to do just about anything for free alcohol.

Hey Han, if you eat this box of raw pasta I'll give you a handle of fireball.

Han (alchowhore): where's the pasta?

by Octoval Panda May 14, 2016

alcockholic

They love cock they are addicted

Hey dude you are a alcockholic

by Duck butt May 12, 2016

alcobulimia

The act of ejecting alcohol from the body to lessen a hangover and enduce immediate sobriety.

Brandon practices alcobulimia when he drinks with Josh, by sticking his finger in his throat and making himself puke.

by brandon31123 September 17, 2016

Alcoholic

When Tim and Jacob are trying to get drunk on a monday

You alcoholic turkey Pipers want to get drunk on a Monday

by Turkeypipe, alcoholic, turkey December 5, 2016

Alcoheimers

Memory loss due to too much drinking

I have alcoheimers today after all that tequila last night.

by Lil MaGill December 22, 2016

alcohol date

A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.

It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.

"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."

by Nobelus December 23, 2016

Alconomad

A high functioning alcoholic that wanders the Earth; saving villages from roaming bands of bandits and defeating locals in drinking competitions.

That man who saved our town... he was certainly an Alconomad. Did you see his samurai sword?

by AnonymousDrunkard January 30, 2017