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Zestaphile

A pedophile who acts faggity
Yo that niggas a zestaphile.
by ChuckIing April 2, 2023
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Zoophile

A person who does something so cool, that it should be put in a zoo so it can be rewatched by visitors
Holy shit bro, you just hit a cork 1080, you’re a zoophile
by TlovesRocky’sD April 10, 2023
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Zoophile

Non-human creatures who roam this planet, corrupting the virgin soil in which it limps along. The Zoophile lives a life of constant fear. Because it knows that if it were to hold an event to celebrate it's kind, there would be bullets and bombs.
Report @hereforthezoo on Twitter (I'm never calling it X) and tell him to get his toast out with 2 metal forks while you're at it. Fucking degenerate dog rapist zoophile.
by extraordinarily stupid September 7, 2023
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An insufferable fucking disgrace to our society that is attracted to any kind of animal and would be absolutely willing to commit sexual harassment in the animal kingdom.
Person 1: Hey guys, look! It's a Zoophile!
Person 2: What a loser!
Person 3: I bet their family and friends abandoned them!
by ThePoggersMan October 21, 2023
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That one person (Adam Dall) that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.
Adam Dall: Hey man is it ok if your dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sure dont do any weird stuff though.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*
by An Smarrt pearsun December 30, 2023
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Zoophile

Revolting scum straight from the bottom ring of hell. Can't form actual relationships so decide to abuse innocent animals.
Greg: Hey Dan I think I'm a zoophile

Dan: Jump off a bridge

Greg: Ok!
by ilikecorn3423 January 24, 2024
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Zoophile

Since all of the other definitions are edgy teenagers making shitty jokes and death threats to other people thinking it makes them good people, also dehumanizing others for it, which is absolutely disgusting, here is the real definition :’/

(NOTE: Putting hate speech in a definition is against the rules.)

Zoophiles are people attracted to animals. Zoophilia is the attraction to animals. Simple definitions of both.
Bestialists are people who have sex with consenting animals, also known as people who practice bestiality.

Zoophiles are often seen as bestialists and animal abusers when in reality there’s zoophiles who think animals CANNOT CONSENT and zoophiles who do not like their attractions, since they can’t control it.

People often think of pro contact zoosadism when calling these people rapists or abusers, zoosadism is the attraction to ABUSE of animals.

Do not confuse an attraction (zoophilia) with an action (bestiality). They are not the same thing.
Person: I am a zoophile. I find horses attractive.
Person 2: Well, I’m a zoophile too. I find dolphin’s attractive.
Person 3: Animal abusers! Rapists! Rot in hell you disgusting subhuman fucks!
Person: We are actually against abuse and are not bestialists.
Person 2: I agree with them. Also, that’s zoosadism.
Person 3: …
by Shiverax March 24, 2024
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