Zeus

Noun. zoos

A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.

"Ow! I just got Zeus-ed!"

by Malverna July 9, 2014

Zeus

sexually harass young age girls or boys in a aggressive manner
disguise as religious christian while hypocritically practicing sinful acts

He was zeusing the girls on the street last night
I was zeused by James last night and I thought he was going to rape me.
Why are you zeused up? You are a totally different person today.

by Wenyuanchen December 2, 2013

flaming zeus

You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"

I gave Susan the Flaming Zeus last night and she loved it...I think

by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016

Zeus

God arrogant non Greeks think all Greeks believe in. It's called MYTHology. Also reason why most women in Greek mythology got mad. He couldn't keep it in his pants

Dumbass American: All Greeks believe in Zeus right? lol don't sacrifice me.

Me, your typical annoyed Greek: No, we don't, your just stupid.

by Histarvingimdad August 30, 2017

zeus

the biggest man-whore of the gods

hera : another kid really zeus

by Brat T December 21, 2018

Zeus

A dog with special needs that cant stand straight, gets confused easily , and runs into things. Some say he is stuck in the 1st grade. He says kiss my ass.(squirrel)!

Zeus like frog. Zeus like pool toys. Zeus is a special.

by Bobster2222 August 15, 2018

A Mighty Zeus

A Mighty Zeus is when you hook up your junk to a car battery before having anal sex.

" I gave my ex a Mighty Zeus last night and boy was she shocked!"

by The Whitehead September 6, 2018