Dang there's zach again
by Cherokee brave 17 January 4, 2017
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by TheSmolBean May 18, 2016
Get the Zach mug.The second smallest thing in the universe. Second only to sams. They are hilarious, aggressive, and somehow smart. This doesn’t make sense because he’s also a dipshit. His hair is untamed, and indescribable. He helps in bad situations, and always brings a smile
by The salt wizard December 23, 2019
Get the Zach mug.A sweet, hyper, funny guy who has add. Will always look out for you, and you can talk to him for hours without getting bored. Life of the party, and can always make you smile and laugh no matter what. Has a small drinking problem, and goes through girls quickly. Easy to fall for. Will always be there for you. Has the lamest, but funniest sayings. Loves to sing. Extremely good looking.
You: "I really need someone to cheer me up."
Friend: "Talk to Zach, he'll have you crying from laughing so hard in a couple of minutes."
Friend: "Talk to Zach, he'll have you crying from laughing so hard in a couple of minutes."
by NooneSpecialToYou July 21, 2011
Get the Zach mug.a small child with an abnormally large penis, doctors dont know why this is a thing but its what happens when you're named zach.
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"i think its because of his huge cock"
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by yolopandarox February 26, 2018
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" Zach and his friend Dustin was the only one's who scored the two perfect 100%s in the grade on the final math test."
"Zach is a real catch."
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by big boi thick December 7, 2019
Get the Zach mug.A really great guy. Sweet, caring and always there for you. Sounds like a fantastic catch but he will ruin you. Don’t worry as soon as you’re almost over him he’ll pop back up just long enough to fuck with your dumbass feelings before leaving again.
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