zach

A Joint of exceptional quality and fineness. Commonly causing those who partake to burst into odd songs

#1-Hey! wanna go out to the woods and smoke this fat zach with me?
#2-Is the pope catholic? lets go! Onward!
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by lovebelow December 9, 2008

zach

zach is a player! everyone loves him, especially girls! he has a wide range of girls everywhere. hes always caught flirting. worries a lot about his reputation, stays positive, and likes to blame things on others. he doesnt care about other people only him self. but zach is a good person deep down inside, but he just hasnt prove it to himself yet.

Zach is not to be messed with.

Zach is a powerful man.

Should I date Zach, he's hot?!

by loverslanefan4eva August 12, 2011

Zach

A complete homo that is so ugly all the girls say hes an oger

zach is a homo

by BHCds; July 8, 2011

Zach

A man who will fuck you then leave you to cry in your bed

Guy 1: He totally pulled a zach on me last night
Guy 2: He was ugly anyways

by Symphonian Master July 19, 2012

Zach

(noun) A recipe that has had an otherwise minor ingredient increased in ratio to comprise anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the total volume of the mixture. IE: a Zach Green Tea with sugar is 2/3 Green Tea, 1/3 sugar.

Yo man, would you make me a rum and coke? Oh, and make it a Zach.

Are you sure dude? You gotta drive home later...

by Zombaugh September 19, 2014

zach

a guy who cums way to early.

a premature ejactulater.

the opposite of straight. (gay)

he is such a zach.

zach cums to early

by tatabugdibbell October 25, 2010

zach

#1-the perfect name for a nerdy chubby guy who tries to cover up his geekyness by wearing abercrombie and hollister, and is a genious in his own mind and makes fun of others who are fat, and of the homo sexuality when in true life he is and should not be talking.most likely someone with very few friends, and squeezes his cousins boobs.
#2-someone with a very messy grandmother (usially by the name of susan,phyliss,betty,etc.)
3-someone who gorges on cheese all day long
4-someone who spends 50% of there lives making wierd videos of people and sends them too everybody to try to embarass them

That kid named zach over there is very ugly and is making wierd videos.

Where do you think he got the name..Zach?

by dimplesandcream32 December 25, 2007