The ultimate external sign of a strong and powerful body. Only after years of practice can a man or woman acheive a yoga butt. It is perfectly proportioned, very tight, high, and sculpted. A yoga butt means you also have yoga arms, yoga abs, yoga legs, etc. It is very sexy and it immediately turns eyes and makes people jealous or inspired.
Thus a yoga butt is a status symbol. Only those who can afford training and healthy eating and self discipline can attain it. Its also a reminder to others to stay away or risk a major ass kicking.
Thus a yoga butt is a status symbol. Only those who can afford training and healthy eating and self discipline can attain it. Its also a reminder to others to stay away or risk a major ass kicking.
I'm so pissed she took my boyfried I could kill her, but I better not try because even though I'm bigger she has a yoga butt and she would destroy my fat ass.
My boyfriend has a yoga butt and he can fuck better than anybody else on the planet.
My boyfriend has a yoga butt and he can fuck better than anybody else on the planet.
by yoga lover February 2, 2008
Get the yoga butt mug.A really hot female with an athletic and toned body whose philosophy to the practice of yoga carries over into other areas of life, sometimes right and sometimes wrong, and sometimes an annoyance to jealous bitches.
Co-worker #1: "Yoga Bitch sure works hard at her job. Our clients mostly love her. I'll admit she has an awesome body. She is such a bitch though. The other day I asked if ever she ate doughnuts. She patted my belly and asked if ever I did sit-ups. The bitch. I'm a lot bigger, I think I could take her." (Bites down into a doughnut.)
Co-worker #2: "Doubtful. I've seen her hold a plank for over 5 minutes."
Co-worker #2: "Doubtful. I've seen her hold a plank for over 5 minutes."
by yogabitch May 16, 2011
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by Pres7012 December 21, 2014
Get the naked yoga mug.a guy that usially doesnt say much but one sentence a day ownes all.
Thinks his hair owns but it kinda blows.
Thinks his hair owns but it kinda blows.
by hoi piepeloi January 21, 2010
Get the Yoran mug.A newly opened high school in Yorba Linda CA. It is completely filled with snobby rich OC kids who think they're the shit. This school's boundaries were purposely created so that all the wealthy whites and FOB Asians could attend. Students of other colors and with less money were turned away despite that it is supposed to be a public school. The teachers are all unqualified middle school instructors.
Their mascot, the "Mustangs" does not sufficiently cover what these students really are. A decent mascot would have been the "Jackasses." The sports at this school are a complete joke because they let any old nobody with no experience be on their teams. Also, they are trying to claim that they have varsity teams even though the school only harbors freshmen and sophomores who are immature idiots. The sophomores behave like freshmen and the freshmen have actually digressed back to 7th grade due to the lack of seniors on campus. The students at YLHS have no idea how to act their own age.
All in all, Yorba Linda High School is a sick twisted joke of a school that only messed things up for Valencia and other high schools in the area.
Their mascot, the "Mustangs" does not sufficiently cover what these students really are. A decent mascot would have been the "Jackasses." The sports at this school are a complete joke because they let any old nobody with no experience be on their teams. Also, they are trying to claim that they have varsity teams even though the school only harbors freshmen and sophomores who are immature idiots. The sophomores behave like freshmen and the freshmen have actually digressed back to 7th grade due to the lack of seniors on campus. The students at YLHS have no idea how to act their own age.
All in all, Yorba Linda High School is a sick twisted joke of a school that only messed things up for Valencia and other high schools in the area.
John: "Where do you live?"
Mary: "I live in the hills of Bryant Ranch."
John: "I could tell by your bitchy attitude. You go to Yorba Linda High School then?"
Mary: "Of course! I'm on varsity volleyball, waterpolo, and dance even though I've never done any of those sports in my life!"
Mary: "I live in the hills of Bryant Ranch."
John: "I could tell by your bitchy attitude. You go to Yorba Linda High School then?"
Mary: "Of course! I'm on varsity volleyball, waterpolo, and dance even though I've never done any of those sports in my life!"
by 1a2b3c4d5e6f February 16, 2010
Get the Yorba Linda High School mug.The act of pushing ones face between two soft, pleasant cheeks which are lightly covered in yoga pants and generally doing anything to pleasure one's self. This includes shaking head back and forth, tongue movement, and general noise-making actions.
by Yoga pants are the tits October 29, 2009
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A person with no athletic ability but does Yoga to get that look
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A person with no athletic ability but does Yoga to get that look
Vince has tendonitus so he does Yoga to help with the pain, he is a yogathlete.
Emily has never played a sport in her life, but doesn't want the Freshman 15, she is a yogathlete.
Emily has never played a sport in her life, but doesn't want the Freshman 15, she is a yogathlete.
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