The pedophile leader of the meth head tweakers who live at locust lake. The Wampi steal cars and chop them up, repaint them, and sell for meth money in their chop shop. The wampus is a big bald guy who wears a bear coat and lives in a metal shack.
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Get the Wampus mug.wampus cat is a mythical creature that supposedly lives in swamps and shallow lakes that is covered in hair. wampus cat is also a slang term for a female with a dirty vagina that has an odor similar to a wet cat in a bag of onions. wampus cat can also be used a slang refering to a male that is homosexual that does not bathe and/or has stds.In kentucky and parts of indiana wampus cats have supposedley been spotted in several areas they know them as schlenks. the most reports of wampus cats are in a small town inside of louisville called jeffersontown.
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Get the Wampuss mug.A rarely seen beast native to the Hickman county\ Pinewood area. Thought to be extinct, until it's recent sightings. Cat Wampus has be known for it's fierce,elusive, and easily startled nature. The Wampus also has an optical allergen to camouflage. Which means pisses him off. If seen with "camo" on, drop your clothes and run. Its safer that way...
I was deer huntin, and ran across a Wampus Cat. Instantly I ripped off my "camo". Made a run for it. Because I'm not a dumbass.
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