Melancholy Winkler

Tiny shriveled penis. The name of uprising local band coming out of the bay area.

Man, you gotta dick like a Melancholy Winkler!

by nick April 24, 2004

Winklevoss

verb. to complain vociferously that someone took your idea when, in fact, they simply thought logically and executed faster than you.

Dude. Shut up and stop being a Winklevoss. You were more interested in driving to the Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies

by pedro kay April 29, 2011

Winklevoss

To have one's idea stolen and capitalized upon to great success.

I winklevossed Herlihy by posting this first.

Or:
Blankenburg will winklevoss you if you don't publish that now.

by Walshman2000 July 21, 2011

Cold Winslow

Refers to the use of a frozen poop as a dildo. Considered to be the antonym of a Hot Carl.

"Dude I totally took a dump, threw it in the freezer, and then used it to go to town on my girlfriend. She can't get enough of the Cold Winslow."

by Chuddly Knudson September 28, 2006

shooting the winkle

Receiving sexual stimulation by placing a garden hose in your ass and turning on the water. Be careful, full blast water can cause internal damage

by fj July 31, 2003

Winkleman

To be in such a high state of inebriation where the pupils become extremely dilated and unable to point in the same direction. Also characterised by a complete inability to listen to others and pay attention to what anyone else is saying and talk ten to the dozen like Vera Duckworth on crack.

Inspired by the ditzy TV personality Claudia Winkleman.

Example (in nightclub). "I tried to talk to that girl over there and offer her a drink, but she has swivelling eyes, smells of alcopops/vomit/cigs and does not shut up. Plus she does have a badly styled fringe. Her mate said, don't mind her she is a complete bloody Winkleman"

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 21, 2008

Wingle Smingling

The act of smoking marijuana, it is used in a form of code, by adding the "ingle" after the first letter of the word, or with use of other words, use to best suit.
Such as dringling= drinking

Smoking= Smingling
Weed= Wingle

Smoking Weed= Smingling Wingle

1: Yo what up bro?!, its 4/20, we need to smingle wingle!

2: Why, bro?

3: Because dude, its the Nationingle Smingle Wingle Day, its the day for Wingle Smingling, duh!

by Master Wingle Smingler April 23, 2009