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Left-Winger

Lovely people who'd better have you cut your funnies off, feed your babies with soy only or get your business robbed by lootesters than let you own a gun or go to a church.

Also, the totally unbiased advocates making lists of which races, genders and sexualities are eligible for a role in a movie, and which are not.
A: Left-wingers stand for peace and equality and diversity, you're taking it all wrong!
B: So everyone can get a gun to protect their home?
A: No, it's a police job!
B: But... you just defunded the cops?
A: YOU NAZI SCUM
by ZeroOfNil October 31, 2022
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Wonged

when you make plans with a chick and at the last minute she says she's invited her friend along.
"made plans for a nice little day canoeing on the lake, then at the last minute I got Wonged and had to decline."
by lowestform July 19, 2012
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Winge

Misspelling of whinge, probably due to the way it is pronounced by many people. To whinge is to whine and complain
person a: My little brother likes to winge all the time- he's a pain in the ass

person b: Don't you mean whinge?
by A. McNamara November 30, 2007
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Winded Walrus

wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)

1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating
"Bob: I Can't Stop thinking that Bitch is Crazy.

Bill: Why?

Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."

Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?

Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.

Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.

Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."
by rarrbear April 17, 2008
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Horse wanged

Sexual act in which a male inserts his penis into a large framed but muscular woman's buttocks while simultaneously placing a belt in her mouth to control the action.
Yesterday, Carl horse wanged Martha in the backyard.

Carl brought his old belt to Martha's in case she wanted a horse wanging in the backyard.
by Motherhunter September 20, 2016
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Wined, Dined and 69ed

This is a turn of phrase, if you will, for a way to get a prospective partner into a mutually agreeable sexual position. By feeding the partner wine/booze and food, they will become content and hopefully aroused enough to allow the other person’s mouth to become engaged on their genitals. And said alcohol will also allow for one’s own mouth to become engaged in the other person’s genital at the same time, creating a position resembling the number “69”.
The first time i met this hoe, we wined, dined and 69ed, then i left the bitch that same night. Good times.
by melou2 December 15, 2011
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wingers

the state of having sauce covered fingers during the consumption of chicken wings
"i can't text right now, i've got wingers"
"dude, i need a napkin for my wingers"
"i have to type with my pinkies cause of my wingers"
by j0nthegreat October 18, 2013
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