widgetwhore

A Mac user (OSX 10.4+) who fills up the dashboard with widgets, of which many, or at least some, are unnecessary or ridiculous. Most common among new Mac users, particularly recently converted windoze users. Commonly, but not always, characterized by cuteness or bouncyness.

Girl One: What time is it?
Girl Two: Let me hit F-12.
Girl One: What is the weather in Rome?
Girl Two: I'll check my dashboard.
Girl One: Who was the seventh president of Malawi?
Girl Two: I have a widget for that.
Girl One: What a widgetwhore.

by KD5PBO July 16, 2008

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Widgë

1. One who mirrors one's own habits upon another.
2. One who lusts for women with power.

1. John was being a Widgë when he told everyone Jimmy had a paddle fetish John just wanted to distract the attention from him and his paddle fetish.
2. Adam portrayed himself as a Widgë-like character when he went for the dominatrix Erin and Wendy who could wave her fingers and ban him if she wanted.

by Furtive July 21, 2004

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wedgetarian

Someone who seems to be continually removing a wedgie from their ass cheeks.
Usually a short bald headed numpty of ethnic origin, probably has a large handlebar moustache and wears cuban heels. Don't be alarmed if you see this person driving a big pimped out car or checking out your mates ass, not to mention inviting her out for dinner etc!

God, look at Paresh - he is a RIGHT WEDGETARIAN!

by Baby Girl77 May 23, 2006

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