whoaching

a portmanteau of whore + poaching. When a guy takes a well known slut off of his friend's FB list and proceeds to have sex with her as well.

Man, that dude totally was totally whoaching by doing the same girl i banged last week!

by NotNix January 20, 2014

whooshy whoosh

A whoosh whoosh is the act of whooshing very whoosh like.

“She just a whooshy whooshed all The way across the field!”

by Daniel the definer November 27, 2017

Woash

A Woash is a person whos is always popular. There are usually to kinds of woash. A popular, athletic and hot one. Then a loner, stoner, goth one. All the girls love him and they teachers love him too. He always gets the class laughing. If your name is woash there is a really good chance that you have a big dick!

Why do you hang out with that faggot pot smoker, hes a woash.

by my nigga be like yorren December 2, 2017

whoaphry

An impressive trophy that makes others go "whoa".

Guy 1: I have a whoaphry on my mantle.

Guy 2: I can see it. It takes up most of it.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018

Whoosh

The thing dumb people say when they mean r/whoooosh

Person 1: Tells joke

Person 2: Doesn't get joke and says dumb shit

Person 3: "whoosh" or "r/whoosh"

Person 4: "r/itswhooooshwith4os" or "r/itswhooooshnotwhoosh"

by SesameStreetSeed December 5, 2018

whoosh

So you're looking through the comment section and you see someone using whoosh replying to some Google person writing articles about how that's so mean, rude, etc.

Whoosh or any other use means that the joke went over their heads. (Past them) the ball missed the hoop.

Gofus: just been diagnosed by my doctor's that I'm color blind . This came out of the *shows flashy orange picture*
Idiot: that's orange tho
Random person: Idiot, whoosh

by Dzzgem July 6, 2019

Whopshi

When your crush finds out you like them and stops talking or making eye contact with you.

Hayley: Is Wick still not talking to you?
Vanessa: Yeah. What a whopshie.

by Ur Mom's account October 21, 2019