A Woash is a person whos is always popular. There are usually to kinds of woash. A popular, athletic and hot one. Then a loner, stoner, goth one. All the girls love him and they teachers love him too. He always gets the class laughing. If your name is woash there is a really good chance that you have a big dick!
That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."
It is a commonly used by the now deceased Angry Grandpa, the protagonist of the popularyoutube channel The Angry Grandpa Show. He would use this when he would order an Orange Hi-C
"Orange Belly-Wash" is a term commonly used as an alternative to Orange Hi-C. It is especially common in the Southern United States. It was made popular by now deceased YouTube Star, Charles Green - also known as "Angry Grandpa".