turbulence and donkey wheat

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018

Let’s Yeet this wheat

A notch up from the popular term let’s get this bread but used only if you are a divine being

Good morning gamers let’s Yeet this wheat!
Enlightened 100

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

Wheat fag

A person who looks like a ball of wheat dough or a gay baker

Ashley, do you want any bread from the wheat fag before I get home?

Elise is the true wheat fag.

by Angel biscuit July 29, 2018

beat your wheat

Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.

Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!

by Woob November 02, 2004

mini wheats©

A delicious and nutritious breakfast cereal made by the Kellogg Company of Battle Creek, Michigan. Initially recieved as somewhat of a novelty, Mini Wheats© are coated on one side with a sugary frosting and on the opposite, bare shredded wheat.

Mini Wheats© are kind of a novelty, really.

by Jose Esteban September 23, 2007

Whole Wheat Bread

A light punk band hailing from Flordia. Come off with a "gangsta" black streotype, but play solid punk. Their album is currently out and is titled "Minority Rules". Old Man Samson and Broke are two good songs of theirs.

Hey did you see the Whole Wheat Bread show with Streelight Manifesto

by HonkeyMaGee September 25, 2005