weaponized incontinence

A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.

Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."

by smacky.jack July 02, 2023

friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

by von groovy April 22, 2019

Vendored Weapon

When someone in World of Warcraft sells their weapon to a vendor.

Vendored Weapon: Yager, how could you have vendored you weapon when were on the last boss in TK. Damn Augusto

by Darksusa December 16, 2008

Diamond WEAPON

Appears in FF7 when you leave the City of the Ancients after using the Key. Despite its tough appearence, a beginner could easily beat this thing. All of its attacks are Magic and are relatively weak, but watch out for Diamond Flash. Have a character equipped with Ribbon and Cure-All. Then use Echo Screens to cure Silence. Invulnerable to most physical attacks until it prepares to do Diamond Flash.

I beat Diamond WEAPON before it even began its countdown!

by Master Tonberry February 01, 2005

mighty weapon

Penis. Purple headed yoghurt slinger. Veiny love tree.

So proud was Jim of his mighty weapon that he got it out at every opportunity

by Jamie Douglas January 19, 2007

weaponized semen

Any form of male ejaculate that is tainted by sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, hepatitis, or the clap.

Jonny: Yo I think Karen is going to hook up with that sketchy looking brother tonight.

Daryl: I hope she doesn't, I think he has a serious case of weaponized semen.

by P-Money315 March 22, 2010

breath weapon

Bad breath capable of causing irreparable damage, especially when within air fire range of the attacker.

Dude, put down your breath weapon; the shrapnel alone is going to kill us all.

by seannna May 17, 2008