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weekend waver 

The weekend waver was one who was an average teen or twenty-something during the very early 80s who would punch up their mundane hair with goop and spray color to look "punk" or "new wave" at punk bars on the weekend. Often spotted in parachute pants and a Police t-shirt.
Who are those weekend wavers?
weekend waver by Spreggy May 24, 2019
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Chocolate WaveRunner 

The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.
Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.

World Waver 

World waver means someone who is willing to help others that are just like you but they won’t actually help you. Only other people.
Did you hear John didn’t help his friend cause shes gay but helped his other friend cause she’s bisexual? He’s such a world waver.
World Waver by MushroomArts June 24, 2024

waisan waver 

someone who mistakenly waves to people that they thought they know but instead it was a complete stranger
1-Waisan waver - a person who mistakenly waves to someone that they thought they knew only to look stupid

“Jarrod completely just waisan waved the guy over there what a moron.”
waisan waver by samarmass May 29, 2025

sign a waver 

To put your John Hancock on a release-form absolving da form's holder from any responsibility stemming from hand-swishing.
If you're gonna give a speech dat others may find absurd or hard to agree with, you might wanna sign a waver first to avoid others' being concerned dat you would sue them for emotional distress if they made disgusted, "Oh, go 'way!" gestures.
sign a waver by QuacksO June 28, 2023