watermelon transfer

The phenomenon where someone gives you grief (aka, shoving a watermelon up your rectum) because they've been given grief by someone else.

Fuck, that Project Manager just did a watermelon transfer on me because his shit bomb project is behind on schedule!

by 3nigm@ October 19, 2011

Watermelon sugar

Slang for eating pussy

“I had some nice watermelon sugar”

by 17birds August 20, 2020

Watermelon Head

Big ass head

Gina got a big ass watermelon head on top of her neck.

by Jsbdjdeksn June 16, 2018

Watermelon Chunks

The bloody chunks of brain material that comes out of the head as a result of a sniping or any shooting impact to the head.

Originally used by U.S snipers in the 2nd Iraq War do describe victims of their targets.

Used by the political rap group Euphrates in their song "Watermelon Chunks".

U.S soldier #1: Dude did you see my shot?

U.S soldier #2: Yeah bro you got some good watermelon chunks.

by Yonie1234 March 21, 2013

Square watermelon

The ultimate insult no one can come back from

Joe “Steve you square watermelon”
Steve “I am defeated”

by Lana4smash October 17, 2019

Watermelons and pineapples

Another way of saying what the wap stands for

Kid: Mommy, what does WAP stand for?
Mom: Honey, it means watermelons and pineapples!

by hamburger2020 December 02, 2020

watermelon mechanic

African American that has received further education in the study of fruit engineering. Watermelon mechanics grasp the necessary skills to dissect said fruit with grace and precision. Earlier forms of excavating the juicy flesh from the watermelon (spear chucking, rock smashing, purchasing precut watermelon from welfare programs) are archaic to the watermelon mechanic. Most watermelon mechanics sit on verandas while examining only the best fruits, while their uneducated cousins dive face first into a busted melon doing things to the watermelon that their brethren would find unappetizing to preform on a suitible female mate.

Hershel, look at that there watermelon mechanic working that melon. He makes a porch monkey look like Neanderthal.

by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015