apple wanker

Someone with an unnecessary amount of apple products who loves their apple products more than any other human being and is on the brink of becoming sexually attracted to them.

Guy 1: Did you see Marc flashing his new iPad today
Guy 2: Yeah, I swear that's like his 3rd one this year
Guy 1: What a douche
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such an apple wanker

by papabear20315 September 16, 2012

Wanderlei Silva

One of the greatest Mixed-Martial Artists Ever. A beserker, the man has taken just as much damage in the last few years as fellow Brazilian Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, and always puts on exciting fights. The Most Entertaining MMA Fighter of All Time.

(Sandstorm starts playing) Everyone is on the edge of their seat as Wanderlei Silva comes out.

by kickinuaroun November 3, 2009

lone wanderer

The lone wanderer is the person you choose to be in fallout 3 wether you like killing people and things or you can be a nerd you choose.

Is that a lone wanderer I don't know what type of person he is so I better back off.

by Fallout dan400 February 18, 2017

Wanker's Wrist

Strain of the wrist from jerking it too much, also characterized by excessive muscle growth on one wrist.

"Johnny was hospitalized with wanker's wrist."

by Starnub July 27, 2016

Wankers doom

When Your uncle is feeling down and nothing can bring him back from the bad place

You know whats wrong with him don't you? He's got wankers doom.

by What's it to you friend? October 23, 2017

Double Wanker

A person who is such a total and utter wanker, that just calling them a wanker is insufficient.

That guy is so annoying. What a double wanker he is!

by El Woodio Woodio December 2, 2010

Macbook wanker

A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.

"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"

by zoola-azul January 11, 2012