Ham Wallet

A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).

Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)

by Tom Kuhns November 19, 2005

Wallet rape

buying an Apple product.

Wallace: Hey dude, I just bought the new Mac Pro
Random Intelligent Person: You just got wallet raped man. You could build a better computer yourself for half the price.
Wallace: But. but. ummmmm. Apple is better because *insert reasons here that make no sense at all*

by DreadPirateSherberts October 26, 2013

Cock Wallet

a womans genitals..an 'wallet' for cocks, not cash...imo

Bloke(looking at porn mag)- 'bloody hell steve, seen the minge on that!'

Steve - 'yea i know mate, thats some cock wallet right there'

by adam goon November 06, 2008

sasuage wallet

old english for the word ho.

ruby and bridgette are big sasuage wallets.

by dusanmandic September 18, 2007

Wallet Drain

When your significant other drains all the money out of your wallet/purse.

I love da bitch, but man she is a serious case of wallet drain.

by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004

wookie wallet

wook·iee wal·let wʊˈkiː ˈwɒlɪt
noun. – Clothed labial protrusion lacking the delicacy of a camel toe nor the majesty of a moose knuckle.

Hey, look at the Wookie wallet on Khloe Kardashian. It could pull the ears off a Gundark.

by CrazyMuffin October 30, 2010

Smokers Wallet

Not having money in your wallet do to buying drugs or smokes

Dude i cant buy anything i have smokers wallet

by gdfghf June 23, 2005