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the dirty waddle

A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.
Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.

Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
by alexvause September 6, 2016
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Waddles

Absolute narco who splashes money on several e girls in the hope that they will show him a bit of skin. He's in a group of the 4 most retarded individuals you will ever witness in your lifetime. He has plenty of secrets & a fucking huge EGO. His cock does not compare to his massive ego and his streams well he doesnt stream. There's no one more stinkier, more WeirdChamp than waddles. He is a one of a kind virgin who absolutely loves women to the point it scares them. Some say his hair is like a paint brush others say his hair is just shit. A real communist at heart, faze blaze stan & a full on paki
Omg look its waddles, the one from the bozo cast. WeirdChamp
by FatGingerTallGuy August 5, 2019
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Cabby Waddle

Cabby waddle occurs in London taxi drivers due to their lack of movement over years of siting and spouting racist, sexist and homophobic bullshit to their passengers while taking the longest route possible.
Oh damn look at Dave, he's all locked up in the hips with Cabby Waddle!
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Jiggle Waddle

A woman or girl who has excessive body fat that can't help her excessive fat from jiggling while she walks. Said woman also is so large that she waddles like a duck.
Hey Billwee, look at that jiggle waddle! Bet shes heading over there for a fat burger!
by try for free October 20, 2012
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waddle face

Look a waddle face, he's pretty obese
by duckhater9000 December 3, 2013
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Waddle the daddle

Waddle the daddle is another term for choking the chicken, beating the meat, jacking off, etc. Term can be used with the bros
bro 1: Hey! I'm gonna go waddle the daddle!
Bro 2: what's that mean?
Bro 3: he's gonna go beat his meat to that instagram pic
by Whyamihere69 December 9, 2020
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Cock Waddle

The player Raekor in DDO is enigmatic of a Cock Waddle
by HeyZeus97 October 17, 2025
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