San Francisco Wedding

A two-pair poker hand in which two queens or two kings are present. San Francisco is often generalized as having many homosexual individuals and being on the forefront of gay marriage; thus, having two queens, or "women", or two kings, or "men", creates a gay "wedding/marriage" and a San Francisco Wedding.

Joe, Sarah, Bob, and Anna are playing poker.

Joe: "I'll see your $20 and raise you $50"
Sarah: "I call. I've got a San Francisco Wedding."
Bob: "What's a San Francisco Wedding?"
Anna: "A two-pair with queens or kings, Bob. I've got a full house, though. PWN!"

by dghul July 11, 2009

Wedding Purgatory

A state of being somewhere being wedding heaven and wedding hell. This usually occurs when plans are not going quite as smoothly as the bride-to-be had hoped, but have not yet reached the point to where she must turn into Bridezilla to get things done.

Jessica: “Congratulations Cindy! Enjoy this time! Aren’t you so excited about your wedding?!”

Future Bridezilla: “Eh – this isn’t as much fun as I thought it would be. Really, I’ve been stuck in Wedding Purgatory for a while now.”

by Muffy Culbreath March 19, 2009

Dirty Wedding

A Dirty Wedding is when two heroine addicts use the same needle. In a sense they're wedding each other, connecting for life, sharing deseases. Till death do the part.

They only had one needle; Mike used it first, then Jasmine; they had a dirty wedding. Mike has aids, now Jasmine has aids.

by Cubanb May 16, 2014

Eiffel Tower Wedding Party

A french surrealist one-act play that takes place on the first platform of the Eiffel tower, including characters such as an ostrich and a living camera. Written by Jean Cocteau in 1921. Watching it is highly considered an alternative to doing acid/LSD.

Drug Dealer: Hey Kevin, you back for some more acid?
Kevin: Hell no, man! I'm seeing Eiffel Tower Wedding Party tomorrow night!

by wecomefromstars January 31, 2010

bosnian wedding

when the girl of your dreams tells you she is going overseas to visit a dying relative, but is actually going to get secretly married.

Hey dude, did you hear about Rob? His girl did the Bosnian Wedding on his ass and now he is locked up in the mental home!

by younggb May 29, 2011

wedding cock

Refers to the extremely hard cock a man has on his wedding night. Similar to the Blue Vein Throbber.

-Wow I left a bottle of water in the freezer last night and now its froze stiffer than a wedding cock.

Alternatively it could be used as-

"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"

by fatcat February 7, 2007

Wading River

Wading River is located in Eastern Long Island NY. This town is pretty to visitors but sucks to live in because there is nothing to do. The winter is hell. During the summer you live on the beach and party. You have to drive far to get anywhere that is fun. Wading River is part of the Shoreham-Wading River School District and Wading River is defiantly better then Shoreham. Bagel Buddys is way better then the Bagel Lady and Wading River has "THE" Deli. The youth is spoiled. The school is good but has mad stupid rules and no cafeteria. It is full of mold and the middle school is actually falling down. Whenever students dont get their way their mommys call, complain and fix everything for their little brats. Its full of privileged, ungrateful snobs. Everyone believes their life is the worst ever and cry at night in their mansions. Everyone is pretty preppy besides a few misfits. All the boys basically dress like fagots. You know your a loser and your life will amount to nothing if you work at King Kullen. Lacrosse dominates this town winning states several times in the past few years and supported by All American players. Also we support a pretty sweet track/cross country team. For the kids who dont do sports there are also recreational options such as weed, shrooms and heroin. This town has a lot to offer.... not really

Yo Shoreham-Wading River sucks mad balls

by PeaceOne February 2, 2010