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Sham-Wowed 

The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.
Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"
Sham-Wowed by darryl&Leroy May 5, 2009
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A Rose whose beauty is beyond words.
"wow this is so wosie"
"thank you for the wosie roses"
wosie by OS January 12, 2005

Wowzers! 

Something someone might say if they are shocked by something startling to them. Or, something that you might hear Inspector Gadget say.
Penny: Uncle Gadget! I think we found the secret hideout to Dr. Claw!
Inspector Gadget: WOWZERS!
Wowzers! by The K. Funk February 15, 2010
a wicked fresh cool kid.
HEY MY MAN, WOWEN MOORE !!!!!!
Wowen by Mooshi_ February 15, 2018
an extremely zesty way of saying wow only people with dads can say it
Dick- Wowzerz! That's long!
Maria-u cant say that ur dad is out for milk
Dick- :(
wowzerz by Uwu_Your_Mom May 10, 2023

hye wonie 

A very simple minded girl. Hye wonie is pretty, but that's where the train stops. She has the ability to trip over a shadow. She's my bestie and I'll be her flower girl when she gets married.
Hye wonie is HIV+.
hye wonie by Mac deez November 2, 2018
What you say to someone when you realise they fancy someone. Usually done whilst shimmying into other person's shoulder, almost knocking them over.
Me: Spose you like Serjie.
Artemis: Spose I do, do I?
Me: WOOIES! *shimmies and pokes*
wooies by SugarSpider September 5, 2005