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Cheese Omelettes

Flat looking breasts, that sag two to three inches.
John: Karen sent me a photo of her breasts last night.

Richard: Are they nice?

John: Three words. Flat and saggy.

Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.
by (S3S)Qu@TCh April 29, 2011
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omelettehead

A smart, intelligent person whose drug use has deteriorated their mind to below average intelligence but still obtains above average intelligence in all drug related matters
Beth the crackhead just made a super crackpipe out of a soda can and straw, what an omelettehead
by crackieMcgee November 2, 2009
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Omelette

me, i am omelette
"Hi omelette macaroni"
"Hi lettuce, put your corndog in my mouf pls"
by omelette macaroni June 14, 2018
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Denver Omelette

A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.
I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.
by bexla March 17, 2010
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Mexican omelette

When you go down on a girl when she's on her period.

The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
"Yo, Jeff, you go down on your girl last night?"
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
by Ratherbeinspace January 12, 2017
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omelette maker

When you have a whole bunch of hurting shit to do the next morning, you have a huge dinner the night before and drink hard liquor until you puke on the couch and pass out. When you get up the next day you are awakened to that nice omelette of puke you had prepared the night before.
Floormate- Josh, why didn't you get up for your psyc course cram this morning?
Josh- Shit man, last night was a really omelette maker, i didnt get up till 1.
by DJ JDeezy April 17, 2008
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Texas Omelette

The act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is defecating. Also known as the female equivalent to the blumpkin. Also see cunnilumpkin.
Amy agreed to give me a blumpkin only if I would give her a Texas Omelette.
by Wash U Track May 31, 2006
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