Textual Intercourse

Having a dirty, sexual conversation via text message

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard that your date couldnt make it, so you didnt get laid
Guy 2: It actually turned out okay, she felt bad so we had some textual intercourse

by D=Rad July 24, 2010

Musical Instrument Intercourse

When a man or woman of age utilizes their instrument of choice a little more than necessary, it is referred to as "musical instrument intercourse". It can happen with every instrument, but it is most commonly practiced with any instrument that has removable parts (i.e. brass instruments).

Person 1: Have you ever tried musical instrument intercourse?
Person 2: Eww, no. What is it like? I'm by human nature fascinated. Please divulge.
Person 1: Well, I had intercourse with my trombone last night. Everyone gets the urge to do it. And it worked.
Person 2: What was it like?
Person 1: Brassy and vibrato.

by Jean-Claude St. Gerard June 16, 2010

intercoursenet

Internet pronography. what the the internet was made for.

They should call it the internet anymore. There is so much porn on it that it should be called intercoursenet.

by nastay girls April 14, 2010

Intercourse

Having sex with someone

He only used me for intercourse

by omq_its_no.one.to.be.found April 12, 2019

Intercourse

The 'I need to tell you this but I don't want to' word for sex.

Kid: what's it called when a man gives the mommy a baby?

Brother: ummmmmmmm.....intercourse

by Bored&dumb March 22, 2020

Intercourse

A food you eat between main course meals. In other words a snack.

Man eating all that intercourse made my stomach so full I don't have any left for dinner.

by The educational educator December 13, 2021

sectional intercourse

When the first chair clarinetist slides the bell of his clarinet over the mouthpiece of the first chair floutest and whispers slyly in her ear, “we are having sectional intercourse.”

We had sectional intercourse during band rehearsal today.
My mom doesn’t know but I’ve been having sectional intercourse since 6th grade.

This one time at band camp I had sectional intercourse.

by Marriedtoaclarinetplayer August 17, 2018